Welcome to the Mercantile portion of our paperless electro-catalouge. Please browse our wares and rest assured all of our offerings are of the highest quality and craftsmanship. Insist on genuine Amalgamated Simulca-Graphy & Manuscription products as others are not only inferior in value but most likely detrimental to one's health, well being and moral fortitude.

Our sundries will be dispatched to you employing all the latest technologies of our enlightened age with no expense spared to ensure your complete and utter satisfaction.

X-RAY MONOCLE AVAILABLE NOW FROM
THE GENTLEMEN'S EMPORIUM - CLICK HERE FOR THEIR SITE

18" x 24" Lithograph Poster now available for under $10. Contact us for mail order or please do visit one of the fine retailers listed below, a portion of the procedes benefits Jim Thorpe area charitable organizations.

It is true, our very own parfum as worn by Olivia Paxton.
Packaged in a delightful ground blue glass vial, this creation intoxicates the eyes as much as it does the nose. A paltry $20 secures one for your very own.
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